Virtual Globe Trotter's Blog

Confucius say….

• he who laugh last… all alone
• Man who cut self while shaving, lose face
• man with hand in pocket feel foolish. Man with hole in pocket feel nuts
• Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse
• Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner
• Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs
• Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t
• He who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose
• Man trapped in brothel get jerked around
• Man who drops watch in toilet has crappy time
• Man who drive like hell, bound to get there
• A constipated man does not give a crap
• never handle nut with greasy hand